You can’t have any!
So… It just stopped soddenly? Do you have any calcium build-up in your shower?
Probably? I mean, I don’t clean the bathroom but I’m sure someone does, right?
Wait - Boo did you not pay your water bill?
My, uh— my what?
I don’t recall ever paying any water bill, no.
Maybe I can fix it… I know a think or two about a thing or two…
Well if a thing or two can fix my shower, than by all means; please do!
Want me to help you out ? I don’t think there is no possible way you can break a shower.
I’d appreciate it! And you’d be surprised by all the weird things I manage to break.
How do you do that?
It just stopped working! Like, the water stopped coming out and I swear I didn’t turn it off.
I think I broke the shower…
Would you like my plague? I will not hesitate to sneeze at you.
No, no— thank you, I’m fine. Your offer’s appreciated, but I’ll have to decline.
I would offer you some soup, but I’m prone to burning anything that involves a stove. Also I have no soup.