You can’t have any!

the-oceansdaughter:

So… It just stopped soddenly? Do you have any calcium build-up in your shower?

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Probably? I mean, I don’t clean the bathroom but I’m sure someone does, right? 

(Source: boo-priestman)

4 weeks ago | via | source | 11

berlioz-chatt:

Wait - Boo did you not pay your water bill?
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My, uh— my what?

I don’t recall ever paying any water bill, no.

(Source: boo-priestman)

4 weeks ago | via | source | 11

the-oceansdaughter:

Maybe I can fix it… I know a think or two about a thing or two…

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Well if a thing or two can fix my shower, than by all means; please do!

(Source: boo-priestman)

4 weeks ago | via | source | 11

berlioz-chatt:

Want me to help you out ? I don’t think there is no possible way you can break a shower.
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I’d appreciate it! And you’d be surprised by all the weird things I manage to break.

(Source: boo-priestman)

4 weeks ago | via | source | 11

the-oceansdaughter:

How do you do that?

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It just stopped working! Like, the water stopped coming out and I swear I didn’t turn it off. 

(Source: boo-priestman)

4 weeks ago | via | source | 11

I think I broke the shower…

4 weeks ago | 11

rex-ralph:

Would you like my plague? I will not hesitate to sneeze at you.

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No, no— thank you, I’m fine. Your offer’s appreciated, but I’ll have to decline.

I would offer you some soup, but I’m prone to burning anything that involves a stove. Also I have no soup.

1 month ago | via | source | 8

rex-ralph:

I’m sick.

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Boo, you whore.

1 month ago | via | source | 8

SEND ME TWO CHARACTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE MINE WOULD SAVE FROM CERTAIN DEATH

discordtrolls:

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