And I know we’re going to miss each other’s birthdays so I got you something! I know it’s not as good as birthday cake would be buuuut… here you go! [ hands her a black box with a neat purple ribbon tied perfectly at the top ]
Oh my goodness, Wend, I— It’s wonderful! [ she takes out the teddy bear and touches the ring fondly. eagerly, she takes out the scrapbook as well and sets the box and the bear down. she proceeds to open and look through the scrapbook ] Aw! Aw—!! I remember that!
Thank you, Wendy. I really love it.
I promise I’ll get you something awesome from Cali!
I’m really gonna miss you.
Ergh, a fucking month man— A month. That is waaay, way too long. There is no place for children at the moment anyway. Far too busy with all the animals.
Psh, I love you more.
I knoow! I didn’t do any of the planning, either. I
thought I was only gonna be gone for a week!
And true, true. Noo, noo, I love you more.
Alright, alright. But if they turn out to be serial killers
I’ll be on the first plane over there. Promise. I can be
your knight in shining— grandpa wear. Psh! Of course
I’ll send you a card, maybe buy you a castle while I’m
If it comes to that, bring pickles and lots of nutella because
I’m gonna be very depressed about it. Yay! I’ve always
dreamed about a knight in shining, uh, grandpa… wear. Yep.
Nooo, a dog is one thing, but a castle!? I could never accept.
Jesus, you’re not going to be gone that long are you!? No children yet, nope. I love you lots and lots and ergh I don’t want you to leave me.
A month seems like a very long time! Good, good, save children for later.
I love you too, Mittens. Very, very much.
I’m going to miss you! Lots and lots! And even more than that!
I’m gonna miss you too, Wendy! Tons and tons! And more than that!
Don’t leave me, Boobearrr.
But I gotta go, Skellyy. I gotta spend time with my dads.
And don’t forget my birthday! If I don’t get a birthday card
from you, I’ll be very sad.
I’M GOING TO MISS YOU
I’M GONNA MISS YOU MORE, DARLING.
TAKE CARE OF AL & MAKE SURE HE TAKES CARE OF YOU.
ALSO DON’T HAVE CHILDREN WHILE I’M GONE.
KEEP AN EYE ON TARAN. A VERY CLOSE EYE.
BUT NOT TOO CLOSE.
I think the boyfriend might object to the first one, but a hug I can do.
’M gonna miss you, Vix! Make sure the bunch doesn’t get themselves into too much trouble!
No kisses, no hugs, no goodbye love?